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DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


ENGAGED -




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


RUNNING OF THE BRIDES - Guys, stick to the Running of the Bulls. You're chances of surviving, are by far, much better!




GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.




MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...




ON THE SEVENTH DAY - Jesus shredded ...




POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

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Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an a**umption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.


Are you helping? -


TAGS: nsa spying prevention google glass
Rating: 4.38/5

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lgvernon - January 11, 2014, 11:58 pm

LOL~~Yeah, just call me Lucy.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:13 pm
Is that because your name is Lucy, LG?
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:08 pm
I want one of those Inax toilets. It a***yzes your stool and sends the result to your phone.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:01 pm
Stupid people EVERYWHERE.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:00 pm
That should be entertaining, Steve
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
If it's any consolation to you, no matter how sophisticated the technology gets...stupid people will still be operating it. VCR's use to be advanced and most of them ended improperly programmed and had P&J sandwiches shoved into their drives...
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Meh...It'll short out as soon as people start tripping in fountains...The first person videos of people walking into brick walls is also worth waiting for...
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:38 pm

LOLOLOL!~
GaryO - January 10, 2014, 8:24 pm
Yeah, my toilet has the same feature. Just this morning it rejected what I ate last night. Thought it wasn’t me due to the rife amount of carrots and rutabagas. Coulda used a voice recognition plunger.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:43 pm

If it says, 'Good Morning, Linda,' in the 2001 Hal voice, it's hittin' the wall.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:42 pm

My brand new Samsung smartphone has both facial and vocal recognition software in it. I can also operate it entirely with gestures, without touching the screen at all. Just another example of how fast all this technology is moving.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:38 pm
You should watch the promotional video, if you already haven’t. It’s quite amazing, but ups the privacy issue to RED.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:37 pm
On top of this, NameTag has released a facial recognition app to be used with Google Glass: Snap a pic, run it against their data base & find any public info available. This is stepping over the line.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:26 pm
The only recording I'll do is with my mind.
steve1961 - January 10, 2014, 6:47 am
So you won't be watching us back I take it?
premiumgrade - January 9, 2014, 6:51 pm
I'm not helping to EXPAND their spying capabilities by posting. Wearing these glasses greatly expands their capabilities. Literally millions of sets of eyes around the world. I won’t help them.
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:40 pm
Scary true
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:40 am

love it
steve1961 - January 9, 2014, 12:58 am
And so you post something online..?


MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one


TAGS: september eleventh two thousand one
Rating: 3.93/5

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Budog - September 15, 2011, 7:27 pm
As a former Fire and EMS professional, 9/11 had a profound effect on me,as it did all of us in the extended family. It is hard to explain unless you have been there...


SOUTHPARK CONSPIRACY THEORY -


TAGS: janchallenge southpark meets jesseventura
Rating: 3.75/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 10:37 pm
His mind was blown so many times already...


Beautiful Inspiration -


TAGS: for the guys women achieve prevent men inspire
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 20, 2014, 10:25 pm
oh-h-h-h-h, I don’t know-w-w-w
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

This is so true.


MORNING SICKNESS -


TAGS: natural remedies prevent morning sickness
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am
Ummm....Congrats?


big radio annoucement -


TAGS: radio annoucement events misleading
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 8:57 pm
Or...a pink police officer uniform...teehee.
MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 3:32 pm
As a police officer who worked the "PINK CONCERT" YOU DO WHATEVA YOU CAN TO SEE IT!!! If they told me I had to patrol in that outfit ofr a week, i'd do it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:33 am
and pretty in pink to boot!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 8:19 pm

drag racing?


Peace Talks -




Study says... -




Playing With Fire -


TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L


RETROSPECT... -




RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.


TAGS: rerun topic 1000 preventer of bre*** melanoma
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
What! My order was 100 yards
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
:) hehehehehe
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
ah yes, the ol lotion racing down the back trick, and catching the winner at the finish line. nice
rerun - May 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

I got a restraining order just after you did, I am not allowes within 2500 miles of her


GOOGLE SAFE -


TAGS: what is this the seventies someone get that chick a razor
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - February 23, 2010, 7:09 pm
LOL! I'm an idiot. This poster does reference the Mods and their role on the site. This does NOT refer to TOC in the tags. Again, I'm not that clever.


The Seventies -


TAGS: seventies nostalgia comics spiderman
Rating: 3.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:40 am
I recognize so few of these faces. I guess because I was a hippy, and didn't watch TV at all back then.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 10:38 pm
I long for a lava lamp and bell bottoms.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:09 pm

There was a lot of things I loved about the 70's


SEAN'S SECRET - to owning multiple cats




THE SEVENTIES - Not that good if you had to live through them


TAGS: seventies
Rating: 3.44/5

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Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:40 am
Hey I loved the seventies. The parts I remembered.
Swampfox - February 28, 2013, 12:37 am
That's groovy.


mosquito prevention -




SECURITY ALERT -




ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."




INVENTION PIRACY - Elder God Douchebag is extremely paranoid about it. And you would be too, if all your tchnological breakthroughs were easily assembled using Duplo blocks and Fisher-Price toys.




Sticks and stones -




Cats Are Uncooperative -


TAGS: cat attitude prevents public service
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 23, 2017, 1:30 pm
The main reason is that cats simply don't give a sh*t lolol. ^^^^^Up
concern3 - May 21, 2017, 7:39 am
Fantastic great job, UP yours
mizzdizz - May 21, 2017, 5:10 am
Inhaling coffee cause I'm laughing is ALWAYS a good way to start my day! ^!


The Icing On The Cake -


TAGS: july eleventh calendar cars pms
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 12, 2017, 3:00 am
Nice, UP yours


Kneel -




INTERNET CIVILITY: THE UNDERSTATEMENT -




Reliance -


TAGS: july eleventh calendar cars volvo reliance corpse
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 12, 2017, 9:28 am
Thanks for the vote(s)
concern3 - July 12, 2017, 2:59 am
Scary good, UP yours


The Joy Of Children -




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